the color tan.

since my arrival in the UK,or wait maybe my departure from America many many moons ago,i have been unable to find a good bra! one time when Amelia came back to Prague she brought me a new bra,so that one and one other that i purchased at target have actually been the only 2 good bras i have had in roughly 7 years.
how ultra lame is that..
anyhoo,so i read this thing in London that said that the department store John Lewis is the best for bras-or that's what UK ladies think.
the only bra i actually bought here so far was from there and it stretched out so badly after about 2 weeks that had i been able to find a better option i would have returned it!
Scottish weather,for lack of a better word is pretty fucked,at any given time one is roasting and freezing.after a fairly sweaty cold day at work combined with a mild hangover and also a mild chesty cold we decided to take the one hour window of shopping time i had left for the next week or so and go to John Lewis!
i didn't really see anything good in my size,which is pretty normal for here,i am really picky too but i thought i might ask the lady at the store!i kinda pointed to a bra that i knew i would like but just happen to be like 10 times to big and asked if there was a chance that she had anything in my size-not that far of a stretch right?
the bra lady pretty much told me in her professional Scottish bra talk that none of the bra styles i like come in my size(wtf?) and then she gave me some tips on bra sizes,she said that a 36c is the same as a 34d? ok,well I'm pretty willing to go with that i guess...besides none of the bras she gave me working out, the moral and i suppose question of this story is: would you ever in your right mind offer a tan colored bra to a sweaty hungover kinda heavily tattooed chick who is wearing ALL black? i certainly wouldn't...
when i heard her snooty little noise that she made when i told her i would NEVER wear that color it made it all worth it,rushing around in the freezing heat,trying on 4 more bras and again failing to find one that works...and even though i dont have a new bra,i still feel like i won?!